What Kentlake Couple Are You?

by Grace Frunk and Jillian Felker – Editors

  • 1. What’s your ideal date:
    A. Going to the Zoo to free the animals
    B. Reading Fine Literature
    C. Go to the dump, because hey one man’s trash is another man’s treasure
    D. Watching Toddler’s in Tiara’s and discussing politics


  • 2. You’re at a fancy restaurant with your partner, what do you Order THEM?
    A. Ditch the fancy restaurant and Order Take out from hooters
    B. Kevin Malone’s famous chili
    C. Racheal Green’s English Trifle
    D. A copy of the newest issue of the Falcon Flyer


  • 3.What is a deal breaker?
    A. Someone who plays the violin or participates in cross country
    B. Someone who licks their finger and sticks it in the sugar bowl
    C. Someone who uses puns to hide their crippling depression.
    D. Someone who has never read the falcon flyer.


  • 4. What do you do at the end of the date?
    A. Walk them up to their doorstep well talking about how American was better in the 1980’s, then open the door, invite yourself in and meet their ENTIRE family.
    B. Open the car door for them, but don’t stop driving.
    C. Put on your Richard Nixon mask and ask if they want toddlers in tiaras.
    D. Read the Falcon Flyer


  • 5. What Meme do you discuss at the dinner table?
    A. Bee movie
    B. Lazy Town
    C. We do not discuss memes, here.
    D. Any Meme from before 2012


  • 6. You’re invited to a distant relative’s wedding; how do you ask your partner to be your plus one?
    A. Will you BEE my plus one, then pull a dead Bee out of your pocket
    B. Hey Since Saved by the bell won’t be on this Tuesday, want to come to a wedding with me?
    C. Hey my distinct relative is having wedding on Tuesday, you can come with me, but don’t get any ideas.
    D. Pay $20 to put an Ad asking them to go to a distant relative’s wedding in the newest Issue of the Falcon Flyer


  • 7. Your partner asks you to move in with them, how do you respond?
    A. Badaboom Badabing, show me the ring.
    B. Slow your roll daddy-o
    C. Wow first I adopt 4 new German Shepard puppies, then my soul-mate asks me to move in, Thanks fate.
    D. Too soon Schooomby


  • 8.What endearing nickname do you give your Partner:
    A. Rich Uncle Penny bags
    B. ShakesPurrr (must roll tongue to say)
    C. Sugar Buns
    D. ChaChi Big foot


  • 9. What was the first thing you ever said to your significant other?
    A. “I have always had a thing for guys with mullets and tricycles.”
    B. “Do you like Raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
    C. “What’s your favorite episode of Family Matters?”
    D. “Hi my name is _____ and I am a member of the Falcon Flyer, Can I interview you.”


  • 10. What is the first thing you would do if you won $50,000?
    A. Take your Partner to Hollywood to see Bill Murray’s house
    B. Defrost Walt Disney’s Head
    C. Buy the most overtop wedding money can buy, like so over the top that you buy a professional make-up and hair stylist to make your boo look like George Clooney mixed with John Stamos
    D. Buy exactly 200 full page ads in the Falcon Flyer, each one devoted to how much you love you and boo as a couple.


  • 11. What celebrity would you break up with your partner for?
    A. Danny Devitio
    B. Mr. Rodgers
    C. Betty White
    D. Whoopi


A, D, C, A, C, A, A, C, C, B, C

The Bests
You got Doug and Susan Best! You and your partner are the IT couple. Although you have been together for a while, your relationship does not lack spice. Sometimes life is everything but dandy, thankfully your partner keeps your head up, and your days cheery. There is nothing better than thought of spending time with your lover.
B, C, D, D, C, B, C, B, D, A, D

Raine Picture
You got Rachel Raine and Chase Patrick! Netflix and Chill much? You guys may as well be on a Valentine’s Day card, because of how cute you two are. Your relationship is simple and comfy, but hold the most optimistic future. When life gets you down, your got a friend and partner to help you through it all.
A, B, A, D, C, A, C, B, A, C

Simmons Quiz Picture
You got Scott and Haley Simmons! You and your partner are best friends, and a better couple. Your relationship is happy, healthy and bubbly. The thought of your partner makes you light up, and almost anything they do makes you smile. There is no way to know what the future holds, but luckily you will have your best friend and perfect partner by your side for it all.
B, A, A, B, C, A, C, C, B, D, D

Cleary and Persinger1
You got Jolai Persinger and Scott Cleary! Opposites attract, like Science and English. An unlikely pair, perfectly creates a dream team. No adventure is too small or too big, because you two can handle it. When in doubt, remember that your relationship is a mixture of love, friendship, venture, and smiles.

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